chinese new year

Assalamualaikum dan selamat sejahtera kepada semua arini nk wat iklan sket... Arini chinese new year... Selamat kepada semua rakan2 chineseku especially chin dan ken.... T naek cuti jgn lupe kasik angpau plak ye.. hahaha... Selalunye ayah bawak family dye balek kmpung malam chinese new year ni... Nak cabot katenye... Hahaha.. Bising sebab kawasan rumah ktorg ni majoriti chinese... So kalow x cabot alamatnye memang x leh tdo la... hahahaha... Tapi taon nie x jadik sebab ibu nk masak2 kt umah untuk kenduri arwah esok kt umah pak long... Pe lagi, terpakse la mengharungi detik2 yang penuh ngn bunyi sepanjang malam... Tapi bising2 pown malam nie penuh ngn warne... Banyak gler bunga api... Semua org kuar nengok... Baek chinese ke x sume dpt rase meriahnye malam nie... Lagi2 dpan umah aq ni simpang dan lorong ue mmg tempat dyorg kompol utk makan2.... Bunga api powm fire dr situ jgak la... lme nengok.. hahaha.. ni gambanye

ni la dye pic2 yg dapat aq snap.... Cantek kn??da x yah g dataran jb da nk nengok... Dpan umah je..hahaha.. K ar.. Xde moOd nk tulis ni sbenarnye... Kennfm roger n out(o_0)

TAK TAW LA.....

Assalamualaikum kepada semua kawan2.... Arini aq x bley tido... So jawabnye aq x tido la...huhu.. Xpe la..sok pown nk balek an... Hati aq pown ngah gundah+gelana+celaru+keliru+pasrah+berserah+terserah.... Semua ade la... Campur2 da macam ais batu campur da.... Tbe2 moOd aq ilang plak... So aq saje nak luahkan kat sini... Pe yang aq merepek pown skang nie aq x taw.... Aq maen taip je pe yg da terlintas kt pale otak aq nie... Aq taw nie slalu x btol... Ade cakap aq biol, ade cakap aq gile... Ske ati korg la ye... Aq x taw nk amek kesah ke x.... Hai..... Humph...... Hurm...... Da macam2 bunyi mengeluh da aq kuarkn dpd td... Mengeluh pasal pe pown aq x taw.... Nak kate aq byk keje berat x jugak.... Nak kate aq risaukn org maybe la kowt.... Biar la... Da naseb aq nk wat cmne ek... Sok aq ngantok ke, lecturer nk mara ke kesah pe da lagi aq.... Bukan sebab aq da x hormat dyorg tp wat mase nie aq lebih perlukan mase aq sendiri.... A lil' bit of prvacy la sket bak kate aq.... Aq xde2 moOd pown tulis bley tahan jugak panjang dye.... Nengok la nanti... Aq harap dye x menangis sebab aq... Kalau dye nanges sebab aq nmpk sangat aq ni x bertanggungjawab... Jangan kater xde bakat, memang xde kelayakan langsong nk settle mende2 cmnie...... X pandai nk kawal keadaan.... Pe yg bley aq ckp skang ialah i'm very2 sori k.... Janganla.......................... Xde papew la.... Saje je merepek... Da ar... Kang kalao aq de ilham kagi t aq tulis balek... Kennyfm roger n out......

cerita ape la nie...

Assalamualaikum..... Arini kita bercerita tentang sebuah cerita ye... Sebuah je taw... Bukan 2 buah bukan 3 buah bukan buah-buahan... Muahahahahaha(^_^).... Skip 2 da point... Cewrita ddye bermula camnie....... OOOoooOOOOOoooooOOO:

Ade la satu ari ni kan.... Sorg mamat nie baru balek bejalan meronggeng-ronggeng naek moto.... Waktu ue da nk masok azan maghrib da... Tbe2 ondaway ngah syok2 bawak moto kesayangan dye ue baru dye ingat yg dye x solat asar lagi.... So takot x sempat, dye pown memecut la laju ke surau berdekatan*btw,jalan yg dye lalu nie agak sunyi ye*....... Press punye press punye press jumpa la dye sebuah surau yg amat kecil... Muat beberapa puluh org je... Surau ue jugak nmpk sangat usang dan macam da lame x digunakan... Tp nk solat punye pasal dye pown nekad dan teros masok ke dalam utuk solat... Disebabkan td dye solat zohor pown da nk last waktu, so dye yakin yg wuduk dye x batal lg...pe lagi da la sunyi, gelap plak ue.... Lupe plak dye nk bukak lampu... Tbe2 tengah solat ue bulu roma dye meremang..... Dye pown mempercepatkan skit solat dye tp makin byk plak mende2 pelik berlaku kt dye.... Tengah2 solat tbe lampu terbukak sendiri... Mamat nie pown pe lagi, start bepeloh la dye... Tp dye troskan jugak solat dye... Makin nk abes dye solat makin besar dugaan dye.... Setiap kali mase sujud dye da start rase kpale dye beraaaaaaaaaaaat sangat cm ade org duduk kt atas pale dye,cam ade org tekan ke bawah........ Dalam sujud ue la jugak dye doa cm nk pe minx dijauhklan mende2 yg x elok..... Walopown pale dye rse berat dye tetap bangon duduk tahiyat akhir.... Mase tahiyat akhir ue dye dgar ade macam org gelak2 kt blakang dye... Dye pown da rase seram sangat.... Nak ikot hati nk je dye bngon cabot skarang... Tp solat dye x abes agi... Akhirnya da bepeloh mcam org baru lepas swimming,dye pown bai salam....... Tp alangkah tekjotnye dye bile dye nengok blakang.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................BLAKANG DYE UE SUME ORG2 MASJID TERBARING-BARING GELAKKAN DYE!!!!KENAPE ORG2 UE SUME GELAKKAN DYE?? SEBAB DYE SOLAT PAKAI HELMET!!! PATOT LA KEPALA RASE BERAT!!!! WAKAKAKAKAKAKA......

Haaaa...2 la dye cerita aq pada kali ini...bes x??hahaha... So pengajaran dye pada kali ini ialah janganlah solat pd akhir waktu... Karang x pasal2 kena jdk bahan gelak org...kennyfm roger n out(o_0)

sambungan saya ketika kecil

Assalamualaikum kepada semua rakan2 kennyfm sekalian...hari ni aq nk tambah pe yg aq penah tulis dlu...hahaha...ingat x post A STORY OH MOHAMAD SYAFIQ ue dlu??haaa... Nie nak sambong la sket lagi.. All thanks 2 my cousin Tinie Shan sebab berjaya korek gamba2 lme....naseb baek gamba aq ade dalam ue...comel lak ue..hehe..

jgn salah phm ea..yg aq pelok nie anak sedare aq aw..walopown dye tue staon dpd aq..hehe

Ni aq mse celebrate besday anak sedare aq...yg belah kiri skali tu la aq..yg laen sume anak sedare..

Ok2...camnie...aq xtaw la korg dlu isap susu botol ke x an...aq isap(ceh bangge lak ue!!)...tapi punye ketagih sampai da umur 4-5 taon pun susah nak benti....siyes...hahaha.. Aq pown x paham nape aq leh 'addicted' ngan botol susu nie...pening family aq pk pe nak wat supaya aq benti ngisap(o_0)???...pelik je bunyik dye..haha..tol la..isap botol susu...last2..........................Ibuku telah mengambil keputusan drastik dengan mencuri botol susu kesayanganku itu lalu diletakkannye di atas almari depan mate aq sendiri....meleleh ar beb aq nengok...mule2 ingatkn kejap je...aq tungu punye tunggu punye tunggu,bulan x timbul2......eh!!botol x turun2..haha.....termasok dialog P.RAMLEE lak...aq pown nanges la sepuas-puasnye...seminggu kot x silap aq yg aq dok dpan almari ue tunggu botol ue tron...tp hampeh...lme2 fed up aq pown malas nk isap botol susu ue lagi...bye2 botol susu!!!saya da xnk kawan ngn awak lagi!!!(yeke??)...xde botol susu x bermakna ketagih aq ue da abes aw....ade satu kali ue punya la kempunan nk rase botol susu an, secare senyap2 aq pergi merasa susu botol adek aq yg time ue baru 2 taon...aq da 6 taon da time ue...tp skali isap puting botol ue..............pergh!!!!!!masam gler susu!!!!aq x taw cmne aq ley ketagih ngn susu botol ni dlu...tros ilang ketagih aq...hahahaha...


ni lagi satu...haru punye...haha...tyme ni aq da besar sket da...aq darjah tiga bek skola kebangsaan bek skola agama....kt skola aq dilabel antara dak2 yg amat wanted disebabkan kenakalanku...wakakakaka...sampaikan ustazah skolah agama aq tbe2 kasik aq surat pelantikan jadik pengawas...dye cakap:"awak ni nakal sangat!!nah!!awak kasik surat ni kat mak bapak awak kt umah...biar awak jadik pengawas...senang sket saya nak jaga awak"....haaa punye nakal aq..tapi ue skola agama je..lepas ue skola kebangsaan ke,skola menengah ke,kt samura ke aq x pena jadik pengawas...nape aq pown x taw..huhu..So jadik la aq pengawas skola agama sampai la darjah 6...tbe akhir taon ade jamuan pengawas...time ue sume ajk tertinggi kena bagi ucapan...aq x pegang papew jawatan mase ue...tp ustaz aq da lpe yg ketua pengawas ktorg da pindah...(o_0)???.....abes spew nk bg ucapan???!!! Inilah yg dikatakan rezeki..tbe2 ustaz dtg kt aq dye cakap:"skarang saya lantik awak jadik ketua pengawas,awak siapkan text utk ucapan lg 15 minit nie".....huh??!!hampeh!!cam ue je kasik aq jawatan...huhu..terpaksa la aq jadik ketua pengawas utk 1 hari....pas ue aq benti skola agama...


aq ni memang jahat ar ek...aq ingat agy dlu mse aq 5 taon,aq ade kawan ni sorg..name dye azmi...dye jiran aq dan kami kawan baek...slalu maen sme2 kt pagar.....tp aq slalu curik mainan dye bawak balek g umah aq..nak elak mak aq taw,aq sorok dan maen la sorg2 kt balakang  krusi hall(mse ue aq kecik agy...so muat la..hehe)krusi ue blakang dye cam ade ruang yg sngt bes utk aq masok...sume mainan yg aq rembat aq simpan kat situ...ade patung power rangers,gasing,yoyo,pe lg ek??..banyak beb...haha....sampai skang kalo aq kemas stor ue still ade agy mainan2 ue...rindunye zaman2 tersebot...


ni lagy aq panas...sejak dpd skola rendah sampai aq skola menengah, rumah sukan yag aq masok asyik last je...x taw nape....huhu..mase skola rendah aq rumah merah,HULUBALANG...name da gagah an, tp sdey sbab tiap2 taon mesti last......ingatkn pas ue da masok f1 kt bandar putra dpat la merasa team umah sukan yg power2 tp hampeh gak sbab dapat masok umah biru,umah yg tiap2 taon dpt last gak...huhu..nk dgar lg sdey x??aq g la pindah ke samura membawa harapan aq dapat kluar dpd umah sukan yg asyik dpt last je...masok2 hepi ar gak an...mule2 terpilih masok umah kuning,PUJANGGA@pujeng.....aq ingatkn umah sukan ni best sgt...rupa-rupanya last gak!!!!huhu...cam da kena badi la plak an...huhu..


da ar..ponat la bercerita...kejap ke sana kejap ke sini...tak taw pe nak jadik ngn aq...asyik cter je...blaja bler plak??hehe..ok2 kennyfm roger n out(o_0)..

Adoiai

Assalamualaikum dan selamat sejahtera kepada yang berhormat Tan Sri Mohamad Syafiq bin Abdul Rahim, yang berbahgia Mohamad Syafiq bin Abdul Rahim, barisan-barisan Mohamad Syafiq bin Abdul Rahim serta Mohamad Syafiq bin Abdul Rahim sekalian..... Hari ini saya akan mengarut dan terus mengarut mengenai perkara-perkara yang akan saya karutkan sebentar sahaja lagi..... Untuk pengetahuan semua, saya baru sahaja selesai menghabiskan cuti selama seminggu di rumah bapa saya di mana saya ialah Mohamad Syafiq bin Abdul Rahim..... Cuti tersebut amatlah bohsan ye... Saya ulangi cuti tersebut amatlah bohsan di mana saya tidak berpeluang untuk melakukan aktiviti2 yang menarik selain daripada makan, minum, melayan laptop,makan semula,mengambil adik di sekolah,tido,kemudian makan kembali...... Itu merupakan aktiviti wajib semasa berada di rumah...ape???cakap la kuat sket....pe dye??nape x kuar ngn kawan2???hehehe....ade je yg ajak kuar tp............aq ngah ade hal la plak tyme ue(yeke??)......aq pown x taw ar pe nk jadik ngan aq nie.....trok an aq??kepada sesiapa yg blom pernah jmpe aq nie, troskan la tdak berjumpe ye......aq nie x yah knal,1st tyme nengok pown da taw aq nie trok ek......huhu..abes la aq....bukan jadik andartu.....2 untuk pompuan laaa....aq jadik bujang lapok.....hahahaha...xde sape yg nak...aq pown ngah xde idea nk tulis pe nie....so pe nk jadik ngn aq nie????satu perkataan je yg aq ley cakap........ADOIAI......kennyfm roger n out(o_0)

A story oh MOHAMAD SYAFIQ

Assalamualaikum.....today let me tell u a story... A story about a handsome, loving boy..... A story about MOHAMAD SYAFIQ........ Maybe these things that i'm about to tell u has never been told 2 anyone or maybe only  a few who knew... So, lets not waste any tyme and begin the story:

The story goes like this...... Once apon a time, there was a time when a woman wants to deliver a baby.... Her name was KHAMIZA BTE ARIPIN... she was pregnant for 9 months and evrthing was fine till the day she was going to deliver her baby..... The doctors said that her baby was not in a normal condition and couldn't be delivered normally..... The baby was supposed to be breathing the world's air about 3 hours ago but the problem was that the baby was still in her mother.... The was only one way left... The doctors agreed to do an operation to force the baby out.... As a result, after 4 hours of operation the baby was safely been brought to see the world..... The baby's father,ABDUL RAHIM BIN MD SHARIF, agreed with his wife to name the boy MOHAMAD SYAFIQ BIN ABDUL RAHIM.... Syafiq means caring as the parents cared for their first born child which was difficult to obtain..... How do I know this story?? Well, my mom used to tell me these sort of stuff when I was little... Even today she still tell me these things....

Ok... After the the boy was out, there was a problem where he can't stop crying.... This crying was nonestop till tomorrow,the next day after that and he was still crying for the whole week!!!*a bit annoying right??*... But luckily the crying stopped after a session of spanking from the doctors*Ouch!!*..... Hahahaha... Ok after that, the boy grew up healthy.... When that boy was a year or two, he used to sleep in a 'baby cage'*is this right??*...One day, baby Syafiq climbed the cage and went downstairs on his own..... Did I mentioned that the cage was on the second floor?? Opps sorry.... Hehe... Ok he went downstairs on his own.... His action made the whole house into panic as he was missing from his cage.... His mother even ran to the neighbours to find him!!!.. Hahahaha... Its true!!! There's no reason for me to bluff on this one... I get this story on one night when I dreamt climbing something and crawling downstairs.... I told my mom bout the dream and she just smiled and said that it was a memory that she wouldn't forget....

Let us carry on now shall we.... The boy was 4 or 5 years old... He was a very rebellious kid..... He made many wrongdoings..... Stole his neighbour's toys, bullying his 6 months brother, making his parents angry all the time..... But he still can keep his butt untouched..... Why??..haha.. Its kinda embarassing to tell actually.. Evritime he does his mistakes, it doesn't mean that he was left to do wha he wants... He was often been chased by his mom but to tell you the truth he was a really fast runner... Evritime his mom was angry and started to beat him up, he will ran to his mom's room and locked the door*that time there was this phone both at the hall and in the master bedroom*..he would call his granma using the phone and tell her that his mom was going to beat him...... The funny thing is that after a few seconds the phone will rang and the boy's granma would scold his mother to told her not  to beat him... It works evritime!! hahahaha...

Move on to when the kid was in primary school.... He was charming of course...Hahaha.. He was also a bad liar... There was this time in fasting month.... His dad usually gets a lot of hampers from his friends.... When there's hamper, there's candy..... There was a lot of choc during that time... And the boy was supposed to be fasting... He always sneaked into the room full of hampers = candy and ate them quietly....... Sadly one time that crime was been caught by his mom.... She asked whether Syafiq was fasting or not... The rply was "YES" and it came with a sincere smile but unfortunately the smile was included with a full of choc on his teeth!!!hahaha...Syafiq oh Syafiq... I laughed out my stomach hearing this...

Those was the days back then... And it was the story of this boy, MOHAMAD SYAFIQ.. Its not a complete story actually but it was a story that was full of memories never been told to anyone before............sort of... hahaha... Ok... I think I stop here... If there's more than I'll post in a new one...hahaha.. Till then... Kennyfm roger n out(o_0)

oh malangnye nasebku...

Assalamualaikum...oh kawan2.....arini aq nak story kat korang sume....naseb aq malang sangat arini....tp xde la malang sangat.......phone aq dah kondem!!! cternye macam ni:

Tadi aq g solat jumaat... Hari sungguh indah, pergi menunaikan solat dengan hati yang gembira dan tenang... lagi bile da lame x bawak moto an...peh memang bahagie ar...tp........pabila solat selesai, secara tibe2 hujan pown turun dengan lebatnye..............wushhhhh!!!!!*bunyi hujan...

aq dan adikku pown menungu di masjid sehingga hujan berhenti... Tungu punye tunggu punye tunggu, hujan pown da reda....Aq pown pergi la start moto dengan senyuman... setelah aq press minyak selama beberapa minit di atas jalan raya, tbe2 aq nengok kat dpan aq hujan yang lebat turun....ni btol taw..Cam dalam cter matrix, hujan ue turun depan aq tros kena badan aq dpd dpan ke belakang...Peh memang cam pe la an...kalo basah biasa xpe, nie tros cam baru lepas swimming babe!!!haaa... Bayangkan je la cmne lebatnye... aq pown pecut la moto...abes lopak ke, lobang ke sume aq redah....memang da x pikir papew lg da tyme ue..

Tbe jew umah aq ibu pown x kasik masok..dye cakap:

jangan masok dlu!! lompat2 kt situ cepat!! kasik air 2 kering dlu..

kami pown lompat2 la cam pew...hahaha..da abes 2 sume, da mandi da salin baju sume baru aq ingat yang phone aq basah lagi....pas ue aq try la nk jemur tp...................................da terlambat...huuhu(T_T)........phone aq da kondem da tyme ue... Da terlambat, nk wat cmne...terpaksalah....mintak-mintak la dpt phone baru.....ok2 lets hope..kennyfm roger n out(o_0)